'stachetastic

"'Stachetastic on the iPhone – The Best $2 I Have Ever Spent"
- WIRED.COM

"10 Best iPhone Apps That Do Photoshop Tricks"
- DVICE.COM

"An incredibly stupid and entertaining app..."
- ESQUIRE MAGAZINE

"Official iPhone App" of The American Mustache Institute and Mustache March

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Do you feel like your weak facial hair genes are holding you back from achieving that sex symbol status? Now you can fast forward right past the awkward stage, and go from BARE to BEAR in one easy step!

Introducing 'STACHETASTIC! Guaranteed to instantly increase your sex appeal through the power of Super Totally Awesome Cranial Hair Enhancement (S.T.A.C.H.E.) technology.

Don’t let your weak facial hair genes hold you back anymore! 'Stachetastic can give you that bad mofo beard or porn star mustache you’ve always wanted without the weeks and months of growing and maintenance.

BUT WAIT...

ORDER NOW and not only will you get a lifetime supply of 'Stachetastic, but we’ll throw in over 40 sweet beards, hairdoos, and other facial enhancements.

'Stache your friends, your co-workers, your kids, even your pet monkey!

It's 'stacherageous, no – it's 'stachetastic.

With this easy to use photo editor, you can take a new picture or select one from your photo library and instantly add a mustache or beard from a selection of sweet facial hair.

Features
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- Patented S.T.A.C.H.E. technology guaranteed to make you look sexier with facial hair
- Over 40 'stacherageous mustaches, beards, 'doos, and other facial enhancements
- Resize, rotate, crop and recolor your 'staches
- A public gallery to show of your creations and humiliate your friends
- Email, tweet and facebook your 'stacheriffic photos

It's 'stachetastic!